July 15, 2005

Ten Things To Do That You Shouldn't

1 Put your best mate's phone number in the toilet beside a picture of a massive cock.
2 Leave a blind man at the divider of a busy road.
3 Smoke in an air conditioned place.
4 Give wrong directions to a tourist.
5 Finish a pack of cookies at the supermarket.
6 Take money from a blind busker.
7 Eat/ drink/ bring durians in the MRT.
8 Have sex with your best friend's girlfriend.
9 And her mother.
10 At the same time.