These are just some things we don't want to hear in the bedroom, here are some of them:
1 Why don't we just cuddle?
2 You know they have surgery to fix that?
3 Maybe if we water it, it will grow?
4 Is that an optical illusion?
5 Did you just have a swim?
6 But it still works right?
7 Does it come with an air pump?
8 It looks so unused.
9 I'd need two bottles of Vodka to make that look good.
10 Maybe it will look better in a dark room with a single source light.
